Texas Hold \u0027Em - Beyonce (lyrics) This ain\u0027t Texas (woo), ain\u0027t no hold \u0027em (hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down So park your Lexus (woo) and throw your keys up (hey) Stick around, \u0027round, \u0027round, \u0027round, \u0027round (stick around) And I\u0027ll be damned if I can\u0027t slow dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey too It\u0027s a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don\u0027t be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo, huh (woo) There\u0027s a tornado (there\u0027s a tornado) in my city (in my city) Hit the basement (hit the basement), that shit ain\u0027t pretty (shit ain\u0027t pretty) Rugged whiskey (rugged whiskey) \u0027cause we survivin\u0027 (\u0027cause we survivin\u0027) Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin\u0027 time, yeah Ooh, one step to the right We headin\u0027 to the dive bar we always thought was nice Ooh, run me to the left Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can\u0027t read your mind This ain\u0027t Texas (woo), ain\u0027t no hold \u0027em (hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down So park your Lexus (woo) and throw your keys up (hey) Stick around, \u0027round, \u0027round, \u0027round, \u0027round (stick around) And I\u0027ll be damned if I can\u0027t slow dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey too It\u0027s a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don\u0027t be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (woo) And I\u0027ll be damned if I cannot dance with you Come pour some liquor on me, honey too It\u0027s a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don\u0027t be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (woo) Woo-hoo Woo-hoo Woo-hoo There\u0027s a heatwave (there\u0027s a heatwave) coming at us (coming at us) Too hot to think straight (too hot to think straight) Too cold to panic (cold to panic) All of the problems just feel dramatic (just feel dramatic) And now we\u0027re runnin\u0027 to the first spot that we find, yeah Ooh, one step to the right We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice Ooh, you run to the left Just work me in the middle, boy, I can\u0027t read your mind This ain\u0027t Texas (woo), ain\u0027t no hold \u0027em (hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down, oh So park your Lexus (hey), throw your keys up (hey) Stick around, \u0027round, \u0027round, \u0027round, \u0027round (stick around) And I\u0027ll be damned if I cannot dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too It\u0027s a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don\u0027t be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (woo) And I\u0027ll be damned if I cannot dance with you Come pour some liquor on me honey, too It\u0027s a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don\u0027t be a-, come take it to the floor now, ooh Take it to the floor now, ooh Hoops, spurs, boots To the floor now, ooh Tuck, back, oops (ooh, ooh, ooh) Shoot Come take it to the floor now, ooh And I\u0027ll be damned if I cannot dance with you Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too Furs, spurs, boots Solargenic, photogenic, shoot