I Wrote the Book - Morgan Wallen (lyrics) When it comes to hitchin\u0027 the boat up Backin\u0027 down the ramp in my old truck To find a bunch of logs, to catch a bunch of hogs Yeah, I wrote the book, yeah, I wrote the book If you wanna learn to throw a curve right Catch a clean up lookin\u0027 on a third strike Talk a little smack while he\u0027s walkin\u0027 back Yeah, I wrote the book But there\u0027s one that lays by the lamp on the nightstand One that says don\u0027t cuss and don\u0027t fight Or let the bottle turn you into a different man But damn if I don\u0027t do it every Friday night Those get you into Heaven letters in red Ain\u0027t gettin\u0027 read enough to keep me on a straight line I\u0027m a Jack of all trades, but man I gotta say That\u0027s one book I didn\u0027t write I met a good girl, she had her life straight She said she loved that I was good at everything One day she left me in a cloud of dust \u0027Cause I never was too good at pickin\u0027 up The one that lays by the lamp on the nightstand One that says don\u0027t cuss and don\u0027t fight Or let the bottle turn you into a different man But damn if I don\u0027t do it every Friday night Those get you into Heaven letters in red Ain\u0027t gettin\u0027 read enough to keep me on a straight line I\u0027m a Jack of all trades, but man I gotta say That\u0027s one book I didn\u0027t write Yeah, the good Lord knows I need it I didn\u0027t write it, but I probably oughta read it The one that lays by the lamp on the nightstand One that says don\u0027t cuss and don\u0027t fight Or let the bottle turn you into a different man But damn if I don\u0027t do it every Friday night Those get you into Heaven letters in red Ain\u0027t gettin\u0027 read enough to keep me on a straight line I\u0027m a Jack of all trades, but man I gotta say That\u0027s one book I didn\u0027t write That\u0027s one book I didn\u0027t write That\u0027s one book I didn\u0027t write