Anti-Hero - Taylor Swift (lyrics) I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser Midnights become my afternoons When my depression works the graveyard shift All of the people I\u0027ve ghosted stand there in the room I should not be left to my own devices They come with prices and vices I end up in crisis (tale as old as time) I wake up screaming from dreaming One day, I\u0027ll watch as you\u0027re leaving \u0027Cause you got tired of my scheming (For the last time) It\u0027s me, hi, I\u0027m the problem, it\u0027s me At tea time, everybody agrees I\u0027ll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby And I\u0027m a monster on the hill Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favorite city Pierced through the heart, but never killed Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism Like some kind of congressman? (Tale as old as time) I wake up screaming from dreaming One day, I\u0027ll watch as you\u0027re leaving And life will lose all its meaning (For the last time) It\u0027s me, hi, I\u0027m the problem, it\u0027s me (I\u0027m the problem, it\u0027s me) At tea time, everybody agrees I\u0027ll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero I have this dream my daughter in-law kills me for the money She thinks I left them in the will The family gathers \u0027round and reads it and then someone screams out \u0022She\u0027s laughing up at us from hell\u0022 It\u0027s me, hi, I\u0027m the problem, it\u0027s me It\u0027s me, hi, I\u0027m the problem, it\u0027s me It\u0027s me, hi, everybody agrees, everybody agrees It\u0027s me, hi (hi), I\u0027m the problem, it\u0027s me (I\u0027m the problem, it\u0027s me) At tea (tea) time (time), everybody agrees (everybody agrees) I\u0027ll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero