Freaky Friday - Lil Dicky ft Chris Brown (lyrics) [Chris Brown:] Lil Dicky, ooh Mustard on the beat, ho I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I\u0027m the man (oh shit) I\u0027m so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit) There\u0027s tattoos on my neck (oh, oh) I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip) I told him I\u0027m his biggest fan yeah (yeah) Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do, hold up) Holy shit, I got a kid (oh!) Oh, I can sing so well Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?) Wait, can I really say the n-word? What up, my nigga? (woo) What up, my nigga? Big ups, my nigga We up, my nigga, you pussy ass nigga Man, fuck y\u0027all niggas, \u0027cause I\u0027m that nigga Nigga, nigga, nigga, I\u0027m that nigga I woke up in Chris Brown\u0027s body (oh yeah) Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah) I can\u0027t believe that it\u0027s freaky Friday Yeah it\u0027s Freaky Friday I\u0027m in Chris Brown\u0027s body I drive his Ferrari and I\u0027m light-skinned black [Lil Dicky:] (Ring ring, what the fuck) I woke up and I\u0027m Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky) (Ugh, what the fuck) This shit is real weak How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that? Walking down the street and ain\u0027t nobody know my name (whoa) Ain\u0027t no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa) Ain\u0027t nobody judging \u0027cause I\u0027m black or my controversial past I\u0027ma go and see a movie and relax (woo, let\u0027s go) Ayy, I\u0027m a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool) Why\u0027s his momma calling all the time? Leave me the fuck alone, bitch Wait, if I\u0027m in Dicky\u0027s body, Breezy is who? Hope my daughter\u0027s in school Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be? What would I do? [Chris Brown:] I woke up in Chris Brown\u0027s body (oh yeah) Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah) I can\u0027t believe that it\u0027s Freaky Friday Yeah it\u0027s Freaky Friday I\u0027m in Chris Brown\u0027s body I look at my soft dick with delight, it\u0027s my dream dick [Lil Dicky:] If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be? I\u0027m tryna find myself like an introspective monk [Chris Brown:] I\u0027m balling on the court, oh my god I can dunk Snap a flick of my junk [Lil Dicky:] My dick is trending on Twitter, fuck Now I\u0027m at the club, I talked my way into getting in I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am I signal to him to let me in but he won\u0027t let me in [Chris Brown:] I don\u0027t know who that is [Lil Dicky:] Wait, who the fuck he think he is? Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer\u0027s head (woo) Walked up to that motherfucker [Chris Brown:] Wait, think it through for a sec If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself [Lil Dicky:] But wait, I love myself [Chris Brown:] That was the key, now we\u0027re switching back I woke up in Chris Brown\u0027s body (oh yeah) Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah) I can\u0027t believe that it\u0027s Freaky Friday [Lil Dicky:] Wait what the fuck? [Ed Sheeran:] And now I\u0027m in Ed Sheeran\u0027s body It\u0027s way less cool than being Chris Brown was [Lil Dicky:] What the fuck again? [DJ Khaled:] I\u0027m DJ Khaled! Why am I yelling? [Kendall Jenner:] Huh, I\u0027m Kendall Jenner I got a vagina, I\u0027m gonna explore that right now (woo) Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), I\u0027m gonna learn I\u0027m gonna understand the inner workings of a woman