Drunk on a Plane - Dierks Bentley (lyrics) I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun I couldn\u0027t get my money back so I\u0027m in seat 7A I\u0027m getting drunk on a plane I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy \u0027Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me Now I\u0027ve got empty mini bottles fillin\u0027 both our trays Hmm, I\u0027m getting drunk on a plane Buyin\u0027 drinks for everybody But the pilot, it\u0027s a party Got this 737 rocking like a G6 Stewardess is somethin\u0027 sexy Leanin\u0027 pourin\u0027 Coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It\u0027s Mardi Gras up in the clouds I\u0027m up so high, may never come down I\u0027ll try anything to drown out the pain They all know why I\u0027m getting drunk on a plane We had this date marked on the calendar forever We\u0027d take that new wed limo airport ride together I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake So hey, I\u0027m getting drunk on a plane Buyin\u0027 drinks for everybody But the pilot, it\u0027s a party Got this 737 rocking like a G6 Stewardess is somethin\u0027 sexy Leanin\u0027 pourin\u0027 Coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It\u0027s Mardi Gras up in the clouds I\u0027m up so high, may never come down I\u0027ll try anything to drown out the pain They all know why I\u0027m getting drunk on a plane On my way home I\u0027ll bump this seat right up to first class So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass And when we land I\u0027ll call her up and tell her kiss my ass \u0027Cause hey, I\u0027m drunk on a plane Buyin\u0027 drinks for everybody But the pilot, it\u0027s a party Got this 737 rocking like a G6 Stewardess is somethin\u0027 sexy Leanin\u0027 pourin\u0027 Coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It\u0027s Mardi Gras up in the clouds I\u0027m up so high, may never come down I\u0027ll try anything to drown out the pain They all know why I\u0027m getting drunk on a plane I\u0027m getting drunk on a plane I might be passed out In the baggage claim, hmm But right now I\u0027m drunk on a plane