50 Ways to Say Goodbye - Train (lyrics) My heart is paralyzed My head was oversized I\u0027ll take the high road like I should You said it\u0027s meant to be That it\u0027s not you, it\u0027s me You\u0027re leaving now for my own good That\u0027s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I\u0027m gonna say She went down in an airplane Fried getting suntan Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me, I\u0027m no good at goodbyes! She met a shark underwater Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I\u0027m all out of lies And ways to say you died My pride still feels the sting You were my everything Some day I\u0027ll find a love like yours (a love like yours) She\u0027ll think I\u0027m Superman Not super minivan How could you leave on Yom Kippur? That\u0027s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I\u0027m gonna say She was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion Got run over by a crappy purple Scion Help me, help me, I\u0027m no good at goodbyes! She dried up in the desert Drowned in a hot tub Danced to death at an east-side night club Help me, help me, I\u0027m all out of lies And ways to say you died I wanna live a thousand lives with you I wanna be the one you\u0027re dying to Love, but you don\u0027t want to That\u0027s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I\u0027m gonna say That\u0027s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I\u0027m gonna say She went down in an airplane Fried getting suntan Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me, I\u0027m no good at goodbyes! She met a shark under water Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I\u0027m all out of lies She was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion Got run over by a crappy purple Scion Help me, help me, I\u0027m no good at goodbyes! She dried up in the desert Drowned in a hot tub Danced to death at an east-side night club Help me, help me, I\u0027m all out of lies And ways to say goodbye