My Band - D12 (lyrics) [Eminem:] I don\u0027t know, dude I think everybody\u0027s all jealous and shit \u0027Cause I\u0027m, like, the lead singer of the band, dude And I think everybody\u0027s got a fucking problem with me, dude And they need to take it up with me after the show, because These chicks don\u0027t even know the name of my band But they\u0027re all on me like they wanna hold hands \u0027Cause once I blow, they know that I\u0027ll be the man All because I\u0027m the lead singer of my band So I get off stage, right? Drop the mic Walk up to these hot chicks, and I\u0027m all like: \u0022Sup, ladies? My name\u0027s Slim Shady I\u0027m the lead singer of D12, baby\u0022 They\u0027re all like, \u0022Oh my God, it\u0027s him Becky, oh my fucking God, it\u0027s Eminem I swear to fucking God, dude, you fucking rock Please, Marshall, please, let me suck your cock\u0022 Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my a capellas All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage So, like every single night, they pick a fight with me But when we fight, it\u0027s kinda like sibling rivalry \u0027Cause they\u0027re back on stage the next night with me Dude, I just think they\u0027re tryna steal the light from me Yesterday, Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me \u0027Cause I told him Jessica Alba\u0027s my wife-to-be This rock star shit is the life for me And all the other guys just despise me, because these These chicks don\u0027t even know the name of my band But they\u0027re all on me like they wanna hold hands \u0027Cause once I blow, they know that I\u0027ll be the man All because I\u0027m the lead singer of my band My band, my band My band, my band My band, my band My band, my band My band Baby, yeah [Eminem (Swifty McVay):] (Alright, alright, alright, give me the mic, man) (Okay, dawg, give\u2014come on) Dude! (Give me this mic!) Ow, dude! [Swifty McVay {Kon Artis}:] You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don\u0027t you? (Uh-huh) ADAT? How come we don\u0027t rap on Pro Tools? (God dang) Smash these vocals and do a performance But we in the van (Uh-huh) and he in a tour bus (Ha) You don\u0027t want my autograph, you\u0027s a liar And no, I\u0027m Swift, {\u0022Oh, I thought you were Kuniva\u0022} (Come on!) And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room? \u0027Cause our shit is looking smaller than a decimal See, I know how to rap (Uh-huh,) it\u0027s simple, but All I did was read a Russell Simmons book (Yeah) So I\u0027m more intact, tryin\u0027 to get on the map Doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back [Kuniva (Kon Artis) {Eminem}:] Look at Em\u0027s little punk ass, thinking he the shit (Yeah, I know, man, by himself, taking all the flicks) Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue? {No, I had an interview, not you two} You gon\u0027 be late for soundcheck! (Man, I ain\u0027t going to soundcheck) And our mics are screwed up! (And his always sound best) (You know what, man? I\u0027ma say somethin\u0027) (Ayo Em!) {You got somethin\u0027 to say?} (Man, nuttin\u0027) I thought you was about to tell him off, man, wassup? (Man, I\u0027ma tell him when I feel like it, man, shut up) (And you ain\u0027t even back me up and we supposed to be crew) Man, I was about to talk right after you, I swear (Aww, man, whatever I swear, man!) [Eminem:] These chicks don\u0027t even know the name of my band But they\u0027re all on me like they wanna hold hands \u0027Cause once I blow, they know that I\u0027ll be the man All because I\u0027m the lead singer of my band [Proof (Eminem) {Kon Artis}:] They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks How I\u0027m gon\u0027 let the world know that Proof is hot? I should cut his mic off when the music starts (Ayo\u2014) Ready to snap on a dumbass fan Every time I hear, (\u0022Hey, dude, I love your band!\u0022) We ain\u0027t a band, bitch, we don\u0027t play instruments So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent? And these guys acting funny every area code {Proof, carry my bag!} Bitch, carry your own Can\u0027t make it to the stage, security in my way (Who the fuck are you? Where\u0027s Obie and Dre?) [Bizarre:] God damn it, I\u0027m sick of this group (Fuck D12) Time for me to go solo and make some loot (Yeah) I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps \u0027Til Kon Artis slipped me some crack (Take this) \u0022Lose Yourself\u0022 video, I was in the back \u0022Superman\u0022 video, uh, I was in the back (Hahaha) For the media, I got some suggestions Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions Like, \u0022Who is D12?\u0022 \u0022How we get started?\u0022 (But what about Eminem?) Bitch, are you retarded? Anyway, I\u0027m the popularest guy in the group Big-ass stomach, bitches think I\u0027m cute (Hey sexy!) 50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff Did two and a half and couldn\u0027t get up Fuck D12, I\u0027m outta this band I\u0027m \u0027bout to start a group with The Real Roxanne [Eminem (Bizarre):] Girl, why can\u0027t you see you\u0027re the (only one for me?) (And it just) tears my ass apart To know that you don\u0027t know my name [Bizarre:] Man, fuck this These chicks don\u0027t even know the name of my band (Haha) But they\u0027re all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall) \u0027Cause once I blow, I know that I\u0027ll be the man (Yeah) All because I\u0027m the new singer\u2014 [Eminem (Bizarre):] My band, my band (Your band) My band, my band (Our band, your band) My band, my band (You man, you man) My band, my band, my band (Roxanne Shant\u00e9, you lesbian) (Yeah, hey y\u0027all, the hardest boy band in the world, D12!) [Eminem:] I\u0027m the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants I\u0027m the lead singer of my band My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance My salsa, woah, woah, woah Look out for my next single, it\u0027s called \u0022My Salsa\u0022 My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off their underpants My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off their underpants My salsa Where\u0027d everybody go?

My Band - D12 (lyrics) [Eminem:] I don't know, dude I think everybody's all jealous and shit 'Cause I'm, like, the lead singer of the band, dude And I think everybody's got a fucking problem with me, dude And they need to take it up with me after the show, because These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band So I get off stage, right? Drop the mic Walk up to these hot chicks, and I'm all like: "Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D12, baby" They're all like, "Oh my God, it's him Becky, oh my fucking God, it's Eminem I swear to fucking God, dude, you fucking rock Please, Marshall, please, let me suck your cock" Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my a capellas All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage So, like every single night, they pick a fight with me But when we fight, it's kinda like sibling rivalry 'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me Dude, I just think they're tryna steal the light from me Yesterday, Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me 'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be This rock star shit is the life for me And all the other guys just despise me, because these These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band My band, my band My band, my band My band, my band My band, my band My band Baby, yeah [Eminem (Swifty McVay):] (Alright, alright, alright, give me the mic, man) (Okay, dawg, give—come on) Dude! (Give me this mic!) Ow, dude! [Swifty McVay {Kon Artis}:] You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you? (Uh-huh) ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools? (God dang) Smash these vocals and do a performance But we in the van (Uh-huh) and he in a tour bus (Ha) You don't want my autograph, you's a liar And no, I'm Swift, {"Oh, I thought you were Kuniva"} (Come on!) And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room? 'Cause our shit is looking smaller than a decimal See, I know how to rap (Uh-huh,) it's simple, but All I did was read a Russell Simmons book (Yeah) So I'm more intact, tryin' to get on the map Doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back [Kuniva (Kon Artis) {Eminem}:] Look at Em's little punk ass, thinking he the shit (Yeah, I know, man, by himself, taking all the flicks) Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue? {No, I had an interview, not you two} You gon' be late for soundcheck! (Man, I ain't going to soundcheck) And our mics are screwed up! (And his always sound best) (You know what, man? I'ma say somethin') (Ayo Em!) {You got somethin' to say?} (Man, nuttin') I thought you was about to tell him off, man, wassup? (Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man, shut up) (And you ain't even back me up and we supposed to be crew) Man, I was about to talk right after you, I swear (Aww, man, whatever I swear, man!) [Eminem:] These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band [Proof (Eminem) {Kon Artis}:] They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks How I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot? I should cut his mic off when the music starts (Ayo—) Ready to snap on a dumbass fan Every time I hear, ("Hey, dude, I love your band!") We ain't a band, bitch, we don't play instruments So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent? And these guys acting funny every area code {Proof, carry my bag!} Bitch, carry your own Can't make it to the stage, security in my way (Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?) [Bizarre:] God damn it, I'm sick of this group (Fuck D12) Time for me to go solo and make some loot (Yeah) I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps 'Til Kon Artis slipped me some crack (Take this) "Lose Yourself" video, I was in the back "Superman" video, uh, I was in the back (Hahaha) For the media, I got some suggestions Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions Like, "Who is D12?" "How we get started?" (But what about Eminem?) Bitch, are you retarded? Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group Big-ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (Hey sexy!) 50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff Did two and a half and couldn't get up Fuck D12, I'm outta this band I'm 'bout to start a group with The Real Roxanne [Eminem (Bizarre):] Girl, why can't you see you're the (only one for me?) (And it just) tears my ass apart To know that you don't know my name [Bizarre:] Man, fuck this These chicks don't even know the name of my band (Haha) But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall) 'Cause once I blow, I know that I'll be the man (Yeah) All because I'm the new singer— [Eminem (Bizarre):] My band, my band (Your band) My band, my band (Our band, your band) My band, my band (You man, you man) My band, my band, my band (Roxanne Shanté, you lesbian) (Yeah, hey y'all, the hardest boy band in the world, D12!) [Eminem:] I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants I'm the lead singer of my band My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance My salsa, woah, woah, woah Look out for my next single, it's called "My Salsa" My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off their underpants My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off their underpants My salsa Where'd everybody go?

DatsWassup · 2026-09-02T06:58:49+00:00

My Band - D12 (lyrics) [Eminem:] I don't know, dude I think everybody's all jealous and shit 'Cause I'm, like, the lead singer of the band, dude And I think everybody's got a fucking problem with me, dude And they need to take it up with me after the show, because These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band So I get off stage, right? Drop the mic Walk up to these hot chicks, and I'm all like: "Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D12, baby" They're all like, "Oh my God, it's him Becky, oh my fucking God, it's Eminem I swear to fucking God, dude, you fucking rock Please, Marshall, please, let me suck your cock" Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my a capellas All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage So, like every single night, they pick a fight with me But when we fight, it's kinda like sibling rivalry 'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me Dude, I just think they're tryna steal the light from me Yesterday, Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me 'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be This rock star shit is the life for me And all the other guys just despise me, because these These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band My band, my band My band, my band My band, my band My band, my band My band Baby, yeah [Eminem (Swifty McVay):] (Alright, alright, alright, give me the mic, man) (Okay, dawg, give—come on) Dude! (Give me this mic!) Ow, dude! [Swifty McVay {Kon Artis}:] You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you? (Uh-huh) ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools? (God dang) Smash these vocals and do a performance But we in the van (Uh-huh) and he in a tour bus (Ha) You don't want my autograph, you's a liar And no, I'm Swift, {"Oh, I thought you were Kuniva"} (Come on!) And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room? 'Cause our shit is looking smaller than a decimal See, I know how to rap (Uh-huh,) it's simple, but All I did was read a Russell Simmons book (Yeah) So I'm more intact, tryin' to get on the map Doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back [Kuniva (Kon Artis) {Eminem}:] Look at Em's little punk ass, thinking he the shit (Yeah, I know, man, by himself, taking all the flicks) Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue? {No, I had an interview, not you two} You gon' be late for soundcheck! (Man, I ain't going to soundcheck) And our mics are screwed up! (And his always sound best) (You know what, man? I'ma say somethin') (Ayo Em!) {You got somethin' to say?} (Man, nuttin') I thought you was about to tell him off, man, wassup? (Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man, shut up) (And you ain't even back me up and we supposed to be crew) Man, I was about to talk right after you, I swear (Aww, man, whatever I swear, man!) [Eminem:] These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band [Proof (Eminem) {Kon Artis}:] They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks How I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot? I should cut his mic off when the music starts (Ayo—) Ready to snap on a dumbass fan Every time I hear, ("Hey, dude, I love your band!") We ain't a band, bitch, we don't play instruments So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent? And these guys acting funny every area code {Proof, carry my bag!} Bitch, carry your own Can't make it to the stage, security in my way (Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?) [Bizarre:] God damn it, I'm sick of this group (Fuck D12) Time for me to go solo and make some loot (Yeah) I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps 'Til Kon Artis slipped me some crack (Take this) "Lose Yourself" video, I was in the back "Superman" video, uh, I was in the back (Hahaha) For the media, I got some suggestions Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions Like, "Who is D12?" "How we get started?" (But what about Eminem?) Bitch, are you retarded? Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group Big-ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (Hey sexy!) 50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff Did two and a half and couldn't get up Fuck D12, I'm outta this band I'm 'bout to start a group with The Real Roxanne [Eminem (Bizarre):] Girl, why can't you see you're the (only one for me?) (And it just) tears my ass apart To know that you don't know my name [Bizarre:] Man, fuck this These chicks don't even know the name of my band (Haha) But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall) 'Cause once I blow, I know that I'll be the man (Yeah) All because I'm the new singer— [Eminem (Bizarre):] My band, my band (Your band) My band, my band (Our band, your band) My band, my band (You man, you man) My band, my band, my band (Roxanne Shanté, you lesbian) (Yeah, hey y'all, the hardest boy band in the world, D12!) [Eminem:] I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants I'm the lead singer of my band My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance My salsa, woah, woah, woah Look out for my next single, it's called "My Salsa" My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off their underpants My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off their underpants My salsa Where'd everybody go?