Tipsy - J-Kwon (lyrics) Teen drinking, is very bad Yo, I got a fake I.D. though Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yo, two step wit\u0027 me, two step wit\u0027 me One, here comes the two to the three to the four Everybody drunk out on the dance floor Baby girl ass jiggle like she want more Like she a groupie and I ain\u0027t even on tour Maybe cause she heard that I rhyme hardcore Or maybe cause she heard that I buy out the stores Bottom of the ninth and a nigga gotta score If not I gotta move on to the next whore Here comes the three to the two, to the one Homeboy trippin\u0027 he don\u0027t know I got a gun When it come to pop, we do shit for fun You ain\u0027t got one? Nigga you better run Now I\u0027m in the back gettin\u0027 head from a hun While she goin\u0027 down I\u0027m braggin\u0027 on what I done She smokin\u0027 my blunt sayin\u0027 she ain\u0027t havin\u0027 fun Bitch give it back now you don\u0027t get none Everybody in this bitch gettin\u0027 tipsy (Everybody in this bitch gettin\u0027 tipsy) [x4] Two, here comes the three to the four to the five Now I\u0027m lookin\u0027 at shorty right in her eyes Couple seconds pass now I\u0027m lookin\u0027 at her thighs Why she tellin\u0027 me how much she hate her guy Say she got a kid but she got her tubes tied Girl you 21 girl that\u0027s alright I\u0027m wonderin\u0027 if a shake comin\u0027 wit\u0027 those fries If so baby, can I get them super-sized? Here comes the four to the three, to the two She stay feelin\u0027 on my Johnson, right out the blue Girl you super thick so I\u0027m thinkin\u0027 thats cool But instead of one life hat, I need two Her eyes got big when she glanced at my jewels Expression on her face like she ain\u0027t got a clue Then she told me she don\u0027t run wit\u0027 the crew You know how I do but that\u0027s just what I gotta do Everybody in this bitch gettin\u0027 tipsy (Everybody in this bitch gettin\u0027 tipsy) [x4] Three, then comes the four to the five, to the six Self explanatory, I ain\u0027t gotta say I\u0027m rich Yes single man, I ain\u0027t tryin\u0027 to get hitched Liquor wasted on me man, son of a bitch Brushed it off now I\u0027m back to gettin\u0027 lit Wit\u0027 some orange juice man, this some good \u0027ish Homeboy trippin\u0027 cause I\u0027m starin\u0027 at his chick Now he on the sideline starin\u0027 at my clique Here comes the five to the four to the three Hands in the air if you cats drunk as me Club owner said, \u0022Kwon put out those trees\u0022 Dude I don\u0027t care I\u0027m a P.I.M.P! Everybody in this bitch gettin\u0027 tipsy (Everybody in this bitch gettin\u0027 tipsy) [x4]